MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I mean talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. PINK
So then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's digging tunnels. Alright now she's gettin this serious dick action, and then she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. I mean Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see The pain is a reminder to a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
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